IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ***** r COOKIN
DISCLAIMER:
All characters and content depicted in this crapy article are totally real and any resemblance to incidents and or persons living or dead is absolutely deliberate and non coincidental. Identities have been altered for my own safety. Read on and bore yourself shitless at your own risk. Thou have been warned!
Forget the Killer ……just a harmless little jabroni who goes about minding his/her own crap but noses around a bit. Killer’s hit list and scores are like last season’s fashion in Milan. Here s the dope on how things are going down this term. This is how our man (lets jus call him “Kurt” for now) laid the smack down on a couple a classmates.
One would ve thought that ppl like “Kurt” would take “Darkseid’s” orientation advice on mingling and jingling a little seriously ….well atleast for a couple a semesters. This is how Kurt took “Darksied’s” advice- Word is that he turned the heat up by making his moves on “SwotKat”. The Kat responded positively. In the meanwhile …enter player # 3 Lets call this one “Poison Ivy”. This character s giving good ol Kat a solid run for her money !
The confusing part is that one cant really place a finger on whose chasing who here. Looks like all the players are running around in triangles. One thing s for certain though, somebody is going to catch a bickie. Who knows maybe Kurt will end up catching two bickies at the same time. Its true ….. o yeah its true.
If u were able to make any sense of all this rubbish leave a comment.
The insight was provide by the Partially Regurgitated Cabbage
All characters and content depicted in this crapy article are totally real and any resemblance to incidents and or persons living or dead is absolutely deliberate and non coincidental. Identities have been altered for my own safety. Read on and bore yourself shitless at your own risk. Thou have been warned!
Forget the Killer ……just a harmless little jabroni who goes about minding his/her own crap but noses around a bit. Killer’s hit list and scores are like last season’s fashion in Milan. Here s the dope on how things are going down this term. This is how our man (lets jus call him “Kurt” for now) laid the smack down on a couple a classmates.
One would ve thought that ppl like “Kurt” would take “Darkseid’s” orientation advice on mingling and jingling a little seriously ….well atleast for a couple a semesters. This is how Kurt took “Darksied’s” advice- Word is that he turned the heat up by making his moves on “SwotKat”. The Kat responded positively. In the meanwhile …enter player # 3 Lets call this one “Poison Ivy”. This character s giving good ol Kat a solid run for her money !
The confusing part is that one cant really place a finger on whose chasing who here. Looks like all the players are running around in triangles. One thing s for certain though, somebody is going to catch a bickie. Who knows maybe Kurt will end up catching two bickies at the same time. Its true ….. o yeah its true.
If u were able to make any sense of all this rubbish leave a comment.
The insight was provide by the Partially Regurgitated Cabbage
am sure Kurt will get kicked by both of them
Posted by
Anonymous |
4:54 AM
Kurt jumps the gun always making him look like a rusted 20 paise coin...bugger needs to be recycled at every level...
Posted by
Ken Macklin |
5:42 AM