Friday, October 20, 2006

The Mod’s Take

The identity of the Moderator is LIBA’s worst kept secret…………..lol

Ok guys am happy that the blog is hit n lot of hits r going thru, but I would like more involvement frm t 2nd yrs……….one dude raised t issue of us not working, seriously I don’t think so man, everyone is trying their level best n u jus cant force anyone to work!!

anyway I like t post of angry person, but seriously dude jus chill, hav a beer n being a mod u just cant abuse me (cause am not posting it)………..ha ha ha

I would like to thank my roving reporters Satay Q (t only original roving reporter!!) n my gud buddy Cabbage Man (bugger shud get a job in DC n am sure Satay Q can get him tat)…………..n of course the damm Killer (clever chap trying to garner sympathy frm his targets n I spk to one of t Knights they sure going to catch him!!!!!!!!!!)

Also I was disappointed with t gifts tat was offered 4 kill t killer day, t ppl who came with this id r brilliant, way to go guys, hats off to u, but prizes for women very attractive, but I like t bottles of rum, am going 4 tat……………….till then t Mod will contribute a lot more in t coming weeks!

WHATS YOUR BEEF???

I appreciate your apparent frankness to the issue but take a chill pill..
It is through blogs like this there is SOME excitement generated in the otherwise dull and monotonous life of LIBAites..

And we cant use real names for not wanting to offend people.. at the same time alert all about the hot and happening things at LIBA.

So Mr. Abusive Language.. relax and enjoy this… and if you want to take names.. go ahead no one is stopping you..

And for the rest of u.. my couple number 4
Sweet couple.. Milk Bicki and Rum Raisin.. Fell in love within the first month of college itself.. and are so sweet to see.. Romance really blossoming at their end..

By SATAY Q

Shoot Promo...............

I came across this stupid blog n guess wat…………I jus realized tat ppl hav a sad life out here……the damm killer is a f******** moron (censored as t mod wants me to do it)

I mean why t hell cant u use real NAMES?

Don’t tell me u r all tat immature tat u need fake names, n ya one stupid jackass who thinks he is cool is actually doin some real shit!!!!! ( I guess t cabbage man or whatever he calls himself………)

to all t dogs, pigs n sheeps out ther……..dont jus crib abt things which do not go wrt, u do well in one does not mean u do well in all……..so look at ur self before u making judgments abt ppl, u may be t bigges jackass ever n u may not even know it, so to all thos u hav read my post n wann a comment, be free, cause in life all u can do is talk n u don’t have t balls to do anything else, so don’t jus crib abt wat oths doin, cause if u don’t hav t balls to do it, jus SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Killer is no more....

In a shoot-out that spanned a few hours, The Sindaccos and the Ricardos have taken out Killer.

Killer's last words : "THEY CALLED ME KILLER WHEN I NEVER KILLED EVEN ONE. GOODBYE TO ALL"

Regards
Luca Salvatore


Ok this wat t killer claims after changing his identity, 4 all u junta out ther, killer is very much alive n kill t killer day is on…….so get ready to hav a blast!!!

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Public Service Announcement

May I have your attention please!!!!!!!!!!!!

We hereby declare the 27th of October as kill the Killer day ... all those who kick his ass real hard get a gift voucher from landmark. Girls get vouchers from L’Oreal for every kick btw his legs!!! ...... But his ass should never be the same again after them kicks and the kicks have to be witnessed by at least 4 others

Any other major damages will be rewarded with bottles of Old Monk, the person who contributes the most will be given a year long entry to Pasha

Monday, October 16, 2006

I AM BACK...

This proves that SATAY Q is not locked in some mental asylum in Siberia. Guillaume de Vienne welcomes back the contributor.

You would have all thought I am hiding from the Killer... but anyways I am not the 4th target that’s for sure...
Ok now for starters there is piece about the seniors being upset that juniors not working for Insight, lets clear that... ppl are working but at the same time there is time for fun and romance which the seniors must have done last year. So please din grudge us that!!
It’s for the romance blossoming his blog is alive and u all know that!
Ok... I have covered ronaldo and co. birdie and co. next……
Ok there is Pizza and Pasta…now Pizza seemed very averse to boys from the beginning or at least she claimed to be, but now without her Pasta, Pizza seems incomplete... they are forever stuck to each other. Class, lunches. Outings. Long drives… the works. What I can’t understand is why be so hypocritical and pretend nothing is happening... come on pizza we have eyes even if u don’t! And a word of advice, stick to your pasta before other people decide they want a taste of it!!

Friday, October 13, 2006

A NeW tWist

For starters there was a recent rumor that Killer has retired and gone into hiding but this jaboroni has found 3 new choices as his 4th target. Well 2 brave Knights of Order of the Golden Fleece is constantly on watch to bring the Killer down before any more madness. I just hope the Knights succeed in their quest to bring this mad man down. Beware LIBA junta, the Killer looks like a goofy retarded man, but he is EVIL……….So take care

Killer looking at his Prey!

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Jericho’s Take

I recently came across that a lot of Hindi is being used in the blog. Though it may be the national language, but still not many are comfortable with it. I would request you all to consider this………….future posts will not be entertained

Bachas Vs. INSIGHT '06

kya piroblem hain bache logo ko INSIGHT se?
ek-do ko leave karke saala koij kaam nahi karta hain
ladkibaaji karte rehte hain full din
saala sr. log jelus hota hain...couple ki tarah ghumne ko bhi nahi milta aur kaam bhi karte rehna padta hain
lekin dil mein satisfaction hota hain
kaam karne ka satisfaction

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Dhoklabhai ka Mokha

Dhoklabhai has taken the whole of LIBA by storm. Not only has he woken up from his slumber. He has also started defying his own character.

" Arre...apun ko sab jaanta hai re...Tu kaun ho apun ko bolne ka...Hatt !! "

What exactly does Dhokla want ? Just a huge slice of all the action or credit or is he eyeing bigger things....

" Oye Dhokla...Kya kar rehe ho bhaisaab...Woh purana Dhokla kidar hai ?? "

By Beakunth Bihari

Sunday, October 08, 2006

No more Ivy for Kurt!!!

Yes its true, according to Monsieur Hennessy, it’s been confirmed that Poison Ivy and Kurt are no longer an item. So this means that Kurt has one fixed target and the gossip team will keep you all updated on the trails and tribulation of Kurt.

Disclaimer: Monsieur Hennessy has rights to all the above information. Unauthorized publication will be severely dealt with.

MAKE way for the MAFIA

Look out for the DON and his trusted mafioso Circuit.They succeeded in winning a contract over who is goona show what. How the contract was signed still remains to be a mystery. When Circuit was questioned, he remained silent...Experts say that Circuit is maintaining OMERTA - a code of secrecy.

The DON can be visited at Salieri's Nest as you enter the city. Preferred timings would be when people are out to grab some grub.

The DON has an uphill task with Insight06 and so he must go ahead and he will need the support of each and every mafioso. Luparas are being shipped in from Sicily incase there's a bloodbath.

Grazie

Luca Salavatore
The L-Reporter

Saturday, October 07, 2006

The Killer's Prerogative

I have decided to change my style. And for starters, I havnt chosen a fourth target ! U dufuses can easily screw my reputation.

I have decided to go real evil this time. Girls beware, The Killer does not reason anything, I am out there sitting right next to you waiting to strike. Once I do, you have just two options : ACCEPT or JUST MAKE URSELF LUK LIKE A LOSER !!!!

The Killer may not succeed but he shall still have his victim and his revenge knows no ends....!!!!

THE KILLER

P.S : Looking forward to having thy blood tasted (To all potential targets)

Know yo shit b4 u crap

Im baaaak! With some more dope for my dumbass fans…. Sorry but couldn't come up with a better title. It might interest some of u foos to know that this title was inspired by the others mistaking kurt for some of other players…thereby getting their stories all addled.

If u were able to figure out who s who and which player is fake and which one isn't ….GOOD 4 U ! Lets not focus on stale news…about couples who the junta know have got it on ! lets talk bout ppl who others have not spoken about . M talking about this guy (lets call him Django ). Now ma man Django used to run about cribbin and bitchin bout how certain others used to take his trip. They used to allege that good ol django was a little different from normal males......in the sense …django was of a different sexual orientation… … flash forward and u can now see that django and the ppl he used to bitch about have become bum chums……. He seems to have found his way back to the "straight" path and now nobody s taking his trip anymore ……. Whats up with that?

-Partially Regurgitated Cabbage

Insight Exclusive!!!!

The Killer’s 4th official target has been exposed!!!!!!!!!!!!

In a top secret sting operation by Tracer Bullet, The Killer has spilled the beans

It’s now CONFRIMED that SATAY Q is the next victim

I guess there will be a WAR between Felidae and the Killer very soon!

Anyone here out to get BIRDIE?

OK so u guys everyone is obsessed about KURT and KILLER..what about the other sweethearts on the scene..
How come u guys haven’t yet spotted Ronaldo and Akira?

And what about the perennial lovebirds..Nathan and Birdie? From the very first day they set their eyes in each other.. that is June 2006.. they have been inseparable.. every class.. every lunch every evening one can see them really cootchie cooing.. come on guys don tell me u did not see that.. and nathan’s “booked “ status has MANY MANY people upset…

Friday, October 06, 2006

Confused?

I have received information from a source and I can definitely say that Kurt and Killer are not the one and the same. So people try not to be confused by SATAY Q's post.

The above mentioned source is a highly reliable source and what ever is mentioned are facts.

LATEST INSIGHT ON THE KILLER

SATAY Q's Verdict

I Have reason to believe that Kurt has been given a “Kela”.. a hindi term for “brush off” form Poison Ivy.. sorry people.. no competition right now.. she very clearly told him she is attending to others.. SO Boys and Gals.. any Guesses for Number 4?? I would like to raise the stakes and give 100$ to anyone who can predict Number 4!!

ON the other hand Ronaldo and Akira have finally come out in the open as a couple.. after months of denial they are very visible in nooks and corners cootchie cooing..maybe something MAGICAL over the weekend?

If u liked my insight please leave a comment and promise u will be fed with more juicy gossip very soon!!!

Thursday, October 05, 2006

IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ***** r COOKIN

DISCLAIMER:
All characters and content depicted in this crapy article are totally real and any resemblance to incidents and or persons living or dead is absolutely deliberate and non coincidental. Identities have been altered for my own safety. Read on and bore yourself shitless at your own risk. Thou have been warned!


Forget the Killer ……just a harmless little jabroni who goes about minding his/her own crap but noses around a bit. Killer’s hit list and scores are like last season’s fashion in Milan. Here s the dope on how things are going down this term. This is how our man (lets jus call him “Kurt” for now) laid the smack down on a couple a classmates.

One would ve thought that ppl like “Kurt” would take “Darkseid’s” orientation advice on mingling and jingling a little seriously ….well atleast for a couple a semesters. This is how Kurt took “Darksied’s” advice- Word is that he turned the heat up by making his moves on “SwotKat”. The Kat responded positively. In the meanwhile …enter player # 3 Lets call this one “Poison Ivy”. This character s giving good ol Kat a solid run for her money !

The confusing part is that one cant really place a finger on whose chasing who here. Looks like all the players are running around in triangles. One thing s for certain though, somebody is going to catch a bickie. Who knows maybe Kurt will end up catching two bickies at the same time. Its true ….. o yeah its true.

If u were able to make any sense of all this rubbish leave a comment.

The insight was provide by the Partially Regurgitated Cabbage

Who’s Next?

The Killer is on the loose and after 3 failed attempts, the Killer is searching for new targets. So the hunt is on for the targets, but who could it be? Based on his track record, it be anyone………………….but beware people, you just could be next!!!!!!!

A big reward awaits the person who catches the killer, so start searching…..

All details can be passed on to Tracer Bullet.

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