Libarazzi!

Gits are always Gits !!

2007-07-17T10:50:00.000-07:00

This is about Mr Dodo Jabba. He has being behaving in more strange ways than one could ever explain. Sometimes the LIBARAZZI correspondents wonder as to what is this fool trying at.

Dodo Jabba has being hitting on chicks (supposedly called) for a very long time. One might say "Oye, NONE of your business mate". Well, this delusive habit of his is in fact affecting his judgment as we can all clearly see. Wish we at the LIBARAZZI had some sort of clairvoyance. Maybe then we could save him from his impending misfortune.

So for now Dodo, play your cards right !!

Liz Carbon
(First Year - Full Time - New Recruit)

Welcome to da Jungle

2007-06-22T02:25:00.001-07:00

With a new batch beginning, it means only one thing – more gossip!

Libarazzi! Is LIBA’s exclusive news post and it contains news on everything that is happening inside the campus.

A few things to note
1. Use of real names is not allowed as many are not sporting enough to take a joke
2. Since we live in a free land, all items mailed to libalife@gmail.com are posted on the blog without any moderation (so be a little responsible)
3. We also love pictures of strange happening, so be feel to send them

The owners of the blog also takes no responsibilities in all the out comes due to various posts...............so be free to contribute and make your stay in LIBA enjoyable!

Bak Baby

2007-06-19T11:55:00.001-07:00

Though we did claim we were back, but due to a hostile takeover and a long term hiatus by the Wolverine, the Libarazzi was shut down indefinitely but now it is back and it has risen from the ashes as The Messiah is here to lead it into a new era!

Watch more of this space..........................

We are BaK

2007-03-19T11:06:00.000-07:00

For everyone who though, the blog is dead, well you are wrong, we are back again with more scoops and insights. And all apologies for the delay, due to a violent takeover it took us sometime to get this up and running again.

Quote of the day: people want to be in the lime light without doing a thing

B**C* of the year: ready to anything for a few extra grades!

Both were passed on to me by our secret reporter

Wher is the New Mod???

2007-02-28T08:13:00.000-08:00

Well am not too sure if the crazy new mod is doin his job or not, this is a quote from a regular reader "Some major shit has happ, but why is this not reported??"

So i guess the new mod shud focus more on this than hang out in the sun!!!

Whos This???

2007-02-27T07:54:00.000-08:00

Jus Identify who's pair of sneakers is this and win a chance to be on a date with this person.................

Gossip Sells

2007-02-23T10:49:00.000-08:00

the libarazzi blog has seen more hits than the combined hits of all the other liba blogs!. i guess the more trash there is the more hits the blog gets......

Incognito

2007-02-17T11:03:00.000-08:00

LIBA now consists of two sets of people: Journeymen & Couples

Which is one right? Only time can tell !!

To all the couples out there reading this, the Libarazzi syndicate wishes to respect your privacy though there are so many requests for IDENTITY revelations.

Journeymen is the flavor of the season. They travel where they want to. On the roads they desire. Time is not a concern. What they do with what they have is what matters to them.

Attention: For all LIBAites who wish to contribute to this blog, please send thy mails to libalife@gmail.com and make yourself heard. Scripters of quality posts shall be rewarded. You would be foolish to refuse this offer. So start using your heads and keyboards !!!

Two To Tango

2007-02-05T07:16:00.000-08:00

Hello !

Ladies and Gentlemen !!

They say the world's a stage. It is true to a great extent. The very existence of relationships in LIBA is in fact strong fact that alliances are good no matter how contradicting the very nature of their own individual characteristics.Some might say that I am a deprived chick. The truth is I am in a relationship too. Only Luca knows my true identity. Here's the latest news on some of the renowned couples we all know. Hey Luca, I do not wish to do this for free. Getting all the gossip from college and hostel ain't easy.

Xavi and Elektra still seem to find a lot of time to themselves. They have successfully created a world for themselves. Freddie and Sarah seem to be blissfully busy in the daily business of LIBA though they find an awful amount of time for each other. Dragan has been extremely supportive to Anakrelle as she is still recovering from the attitude crisis that knows no end in LIBA. Not many acknowledge it though !! Anyways its good to see Anakrelle smiling after a long time.

There seems to be no end in the number of rising alliances.Thankfully no break-ups have occurred so far, not that I desire any !! It has become difficult in keeping track of all these. Especially with all the hungama that we have to face even in the Hostel. Some clumsy place. Any girl would loose her sanity in that God-forsaken place !!!

Yours Truly
Fiona Zanetti

Breaking News!!!!!!!!

2007-02-05T06:43:00.000-08:00

Relax people, ther was no break up as some may assume from the headlines, but i guess tat wuld bring in more viewers to da blog than any oth news............any way the news is tat today is the Mod's last day atleast officially (though he has not done anything related to da blog since late last year). Anyway da time has come to introduce everyone to Mad Max, the new moderator, so am guessing things will be run in a diff way.................

THE RETURN

2007-01-30T10:26:00.000-08:00

It was one of those long, sweaty evenings where people were inclined to do things that do not wish to do. As they huddled among themselves to solve the puzzles of life, one man stood afar from the maddening circus...Behold Luca Salvatore !!

Luca was thinking whether the time was ripe for him to resurface. The Killer is no more but his legend still lives. Vinnie Pirelli and his team of oddballs were running helter-skelter running errands for The Boss. Don seems to have lost something but gained style in the process. The weirdest case happens to be Miss Weirdy. She seems to have lost all sorts of human behavior and is suddenly behaving like a machine. Another sucker to the system !!!

Luca dint care less !! He wanted to go ahead !! Forget his failures !! Think ahead and be optimistic !! The Spartan gave Luca a huge pat on the shoulder.

Spartan : I think its about time you reveal yourself ! Restraint has not worked !

Luca : They will never understand

Spartan : Do you really care for them? DO THEY CARE FOR YOU LUCA....Think about it !!

Luca : Damn you're right...Its about time !!!

Wanted…….

2006-11-28T08:31:00.000-08:00

The Libarazzi! team is calling for articles and pictures of all whacko n other information on all sorts of things happening in LIBA.

Mail your articles n fotos to libalife@gmail.com

Name Change

2006-11-26T04:29:00.000-08:00

Insightgossip! has been renamed as Libarazzi! due to some legal issues raised by a few people. Anyway it’s a dawn of a new era and the Libarazzi! will continue where the Insightgossip! Left off. A new era in the history of gossiping begins……

free cash!!!!!!

2006-11-04T09:36:00.000-08:00

Due to the recent events like the eloping of Satay Q (No Pun Intended) and Cabbage Man Missing in Action (miA – does it ring a bell?), anyways as usual the Mod is forced to post something. Anyway before the MIA of CB, he has some highly confidential information which could come into the light very soon…….

Oh yeah as mentioned, there is a new easy way of making some buck,

Thanx to finstock I managed to retrieve this most amazing picture….

If you identify this person, you will be rewarded with 150 n may be even a date with this person, so start looking 4 feets

The Mod’s Take

2006-10-20T07:23:00.000-07:00

The identity of the Moderator is LIBA’s worst kept secret…………..lol

Ok guys am happy that the blog is hit n lot of hits r going thru, but I would like more involvement frm t 2nd yrs……….one dude raised t issue of us not working, seriously I don’t think so man, everyone is trying their level best n u jus cant force anyone to work!!

anyway I like t post of angry person, but seriously dude jus chill, hav a beer n being a mod u just cant abuse me (cause am not posting it)………..ha ha ha

I would like to thank my roving reporters Satay Q (t only original roving reporter!!) n my gud buddy Cabbage Man (bugger shud get a job in DC n am sure Satay Q can get him tat)…………..n of course the damm Killer (clever chap trying to garner sympathy frm his targets n I spk to one of t Knights they sure going to catch him!!!!!!!!!!)

Also I was disappointed with t gifts tat was offered 4 kill t killer day, t ppl who came with this id r brilliant, way to go guys, hats off to u, but prizes for women very attractive, but I like t bottles of rum, am going 4 tat……………….till then t Mod will contribute a lot more in t coming weeks!

WHATS YOUR BEEF???

2006-10-20T07:17:00.000-07:00

I appreciate your apparent frankness to the issue but take a chill pill..
It is through blogs like this there is SOME excitement generated in the otherwise dull and monotonous life of LIBAites..

And we cant use real names for not wanting to offend people.. at the same time alert all about the hot and happening things at LIBA.

So Mr. Abusive Language.. relax and enjoy this… and if you want to take names.. go ahead no one is stopping you..

And for the rest of u.. my couple number 4
Sweet couple.. Milk Bicki and Rum Raisin.. Fell in love within the first month of college itself.. and are so sweet to see.. Romance really blossoming at their end..

By SATAY Q

Shoot Promo...............

2006-10-20T00:00:00.000-07:00

I came across this stupid blog n guess wat…………I jus realized tat ppl hav a sad life out here……the damm killer is a f******** moron (censored as t mod wants me to do it)

I mean why t hell cant u use real NAMES?

Don’t tell me u r all tat immature tat u need fake names, n ya one stupid jackass who thinks he is cool is actually doin some real shit!!!!! ( I guess t cabbage man or whatever he calls himself………)

to all t dogs, pigs n sheeps out ther……..dont jus crib abt things which do not go wrt, u do well in one does not mean u do well in all……..so look at ur self before u making judgments abt ppl, u may be t bigges jackass ever n u may not even know it, so to all thos u hav read my post n wann a comment, be free, cause in life all u can do is talk n u don’t have t balls to do anything else, so don’t jus crib abt wat oths doin, cause if u don’t hav t balls to do it, jus SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!!!!!!!

Killer is no more....

2006-10-19T23:51:00.000-07:00

In a shoot-out that spanned a few hours, The Sindaccos and the Ricardos have taken out Killer.

Killer's last words : "THEY CALLED ME KILLER WHEN I NEVER KILLED EVEN ONE. GOODBYE TO ALL"

Regards
Luca Salvatore

Ok this wat t killer claims after changing his identity, 4 all u junta out ther, killer is very much alive n kill t killer day is on…….so get ready to hav a blast!!!

Public Service Announcement

2006-10-17T03:35:00.000-07:00

May I have your attention please!!!!!!!!!!!!

We hereby declare the 27th of October as kill the Killer day ... all those who kick his ass real hard get a gift voucher from landmark. Girls get vouchers from L’Oreal for every kick btw his legs!!! ...... But his ass should never be the same again after them kicks and the kicks have to be witnessed by at least 4 others

Any other major damages will be rewarded with bottles of Old Monk, the person who contributes the most will be given a year long entry to Pasha

I AM BACK...

2006-10-16T08:49:00.000-07:00

This proves that SATAY Q is not locked in some mental asylum in Siberia. Guillaume de Vienne welcomes back the contributor.

You would have all thought I am hiding from the Killer... but anyways I am not the 4th target that’s for sure...
Ok now for starters there is piece about the seniors being upset that juniors not working for Insight, lets clear that... ppl are working but at the same time there is time for fun and romance which the seniors must have done last year. So please din grudge us that!!
It’s for the romance blossoming his blog is alive and u all know that!
Ok... I have covered ronaldo and co. birdie and co. next……
Ok there is Pizza and Pasta…now Pizza seemed very averse to boys from the beginning or at least she claimed to be, but now without her Pasta, Pizza seems incomplete... they are forever stuck to each other. Class, lunches. Outings. Long drives… the works. What I can’t understand is why be so hypocritical and pretend nothing is happening... come on pizza we have eyes even if u don’t! And a word of advice, stick to your pasta before other people decide they want a taste of it!!

A NeW tWist

2006-10-13T05:46:00.000-07:00

For starters there was a recent rumor that Killer has retired and gone into hiding but this jaboroni has found 3 new choices as his 4th target. Well 2 brave Knights of Order of the Golden Fleece is constantly on watch to bring the Killer down before any more madness. I just hope the Knights succeed in their quest to bring this mad man down. Beware LIBA junta, the Killer looks like a goofy retarded man, but he is EVIL……….So take care

Killer looking at his Prey!

2006-10-13T05:33:00.000-07:00

Jericho’s Take

2006-10-11T06:40:00.000-07:00

I recently came across that a lot of Hindi is being used in the blog. Though it may be the national language, but still not many are comfortable with it. I would request you all to consider this………….future posts will not be entertained

Bachas Vs. INSIGHT '06

2006-10-11T06:35:00.000-07:00

kya piroblem hain bache logo ko INSIGHT se?
ek-do ko leave karke saala koij kaam nahi karta hain
ladkibaaji karte rehte hain full din
saala sr. log jelus hota hain...couple ki tarah ghumne ko bhi nahi milta aur kaam bhi karte rehna padta hain
lekin dil mein satisfaction hota hain
kaam karne ka satisfaction

Dhoklabhai ka Mokha

2006-10-10T08:08:00.000-07:00

Dhoklabhai has taken the whole of LIBA by storm. Not only has he woken up from his slumber. He has also started defying his own character.

" Arre...apun ko sab jaanta hai re...Tu kaun ho apun ko bolne ka...Hatt !! "

What exactly does Dhokla want ? Just a huge slice of all the action or credit or is he eyeing bigger things....

" Oye Dhokla...Kya kar rehe ho bhaisaab...Woh purana Dhokla kidar hai ?? "

By Beakunth Bihari

No more Ivy for Kurt!!!

2006-10-08T09:53:00.000-07:00

Yes its true, according to Monsieur Hennessy, it’s been confirmed that Poison Ivy and Kurt are no longer an item. So this means that Kurt has one fixed target and the gossip team will keep you all updated on the trails and tribulation of Kurt.

Disclaimer: Monsieur Hennessy has rights to all the above information. Unauthorized publication will be severely dealt with.

MAKE way for the MAFIA

2006-10-08T00:15:00.000-07:00

Look out for the DON and his trusted mafioso Circuit.They succeeded in winning a contract over who is goona show what. How the contract was signed still remains to be a mystery. When Circuit was questioned, he remained silent...Experts say that Circuit is maintaining OMERTA - a code of secrecy.

The DON can be visited at Salieri's Nest as you enter the city. Preferred timings would be when people are out to grab some grub.

The DON has an uphill task with Insight06 and so he must go ahead and he will need the support of each and every mafioso. Luparas are being shipped in from Sicily incase there's a bloodbath.

Grazie

Luca Salavatore
The L-Reporter

The Killer's Prerogative

2006-10-07T04:11:00.000-07:00

I have decided to change my style. And for starters, I havnt chosen a fourth target ! U dufuses can easily screw my reputation.

I have decided to go real evil this time. Girls beware, The Killer does not reason anything, I am out there sitting right next to you waiting to strike. Once I do, you have just two options : ACCEPT or JUST MAKE URSELF LUK LIKE A LOSER !!!!

The Killer may not succeed but he shall still have his victim and his revenge knows no ends....!!!!

THE KILLER

P.S : Looking forward to having thy blood tasted (To all potential targets)

Know yo shit b4 u crap

2006-10-07T04:10:00.000-07:00

Im baaaak! With some more dope for my dumbass fans…. Sorry but couldn't come up with a better title. It might interest some of u foos to know that this title was inspired by the others mistaking kurt for some of other players…thereby getting their stories all addled.

If u were able to figure out who s who and which player is fake and which one isn't ….GOOD 4 U ! Lets not focus on stale news…about couples who the junta know have got it on ! lets talk bout ppl who others have not spoken about . M talking about this guy (lets call him Django ). Now ma man Django used to run about cribbin and bitchin bout how certain others used to take his trip. They used to allege that good ol django was a little different from normal males......in the sense …django was of a different sexual orientation… … flash forward and u can now see that django and the ppl he used to bitch about have become bum chums……. He seems to have found his way back to the "straight" path and now nobody s taking his trip anymore ……. Whats up with that?

-Partially Regurgitated Cabbage

Insight Exclusive!!!!

2006-10-07T02:26:00.000-07:00

The Killer’s 4th official target has been exposed!!!!!!!!!!!!

In a top secret sting operation by Tracer Bullet, The Killer has spilled the beans

It’s now CONFRIMED that SATAY Q is the next victim

I guess there will be a WAR between Felidae and the Killer very soon!

Anyone here out to get BIRDIE?

2006-10-07T02:14:00.000-07:00

OK so u guys everyone is obsessed about KURT and KILLER..what about the other sweethearts on the scene..
How come u guys haven’t yet spotted Ronaldo and Akira?

And what about the perennial lovebirds..Nathan and Birdie? From the very first day they set their eyes in each other.. that is June 2006.. they have been inseparable.. every class.. every lunch every evening one can see them really cootchie cooing.. come on guys don tell me u did not see that.. and nathan’s “booked “ status has MANY MANY people upset…

Confused?

2006-10-06T09:11:00.000-07:00

I have received information from a source and I can definitely say that Kurt and Killer are not the one and the same. So people try not to be confused by SATAY Q's post.

The above mentioned source is a highly reliable source and what ever is mentioned are facts.

LATEST INSIGHT ON THE KILLER

2006-10-06T04:46:00.000-07:00

SATAY Q's Verdict

I Have reason to believe that Kurt has been given a “Kela”.. a hindi term for “brush off” form Poison Ivy.. sorry people.. no competition right now.. she very clearly told him she is attending to others.. SO Boys and Gals.. any Guesses for Number 4?? I would like to raise the stakes and give 100$ to anyone who can predict Number 4!!

ON the other hand Ronaldo and Akira have finally come out in the open as a couple.. after months of denial they are very visible in nooks and corners cootchie cooing..maybe something MAGICAL over the weekend?

If u liked my insight please leave a comment and promise u will be fed with more juicy gossip very soon!!!

IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ***** r COOKIN

2006-10-05T11:14:00.000-07:00

DISCLAIMER:
All characters and content depicted in this crapy article are totally real and any resemblance to incidents and or persons living or dead is absolutely deliberate and non coincidental. Identities have been altered for my own safety. Read on and bore yourself shitless at your own risk. Thou have been warned!

Forget the Killer ……just a harmless little jabroni who goes about minding his/her own crap but noses around a bit. Killer’s hit list and scores are like last season’s fashion in Milan. Here s the dope on how things are going down this term. This is how our man (lets jus call him “Kurt” for now) laid the smack down on a couple a classmates.

One would ve thought that ppl like “Kurt” would take “Darkseid’s” orientation advice on mingling and jingling a little seriously ….well atleast for a couple a semesters. This is how Kurt took “Darksied’s” advice- Word is that he turned the heat up by making his moves on “SwotKat”. The Kat responded positively. In the meanwhile …enter player # 3 Lets call this one “Poison Ivy”. This character s giving good ol Kat a solid run for her money !

The confusing part is that one cant really place a finger on whose chasing who here. Looks like all the players are running around in triangles. One thing s for certain though, somebody is going to catch a bickie. Who knows maybe Kurt will end up catching two bickies at the same time. Its true ….. o yeah its true.

If u were able to make any sense of all this rubbish leave a comment.

The insight was provide by the Partially Regurgitated Cabbage

Who’s Next?

2006-10-05T08:57:00.000-07:00

The Killer is on the loose and after 3 failed attempts, the Killer is searching for new targets. So the hunt is on for the targets, but who could it be? Based on his track record, it be anyone………………….but beware people, you just could be next!!!!!!!

A big reward awaits the person who catches the killer, so start searching…..

All details can be passed on to Tracer Bullet.

The New Paparazzi

2006-09-27T06:49:00.000-07:00

The Insight Gossip is the only place and source for all the insight information and gossip on the various things happening in LIBA.

The information can be news of personal, private nature, and/or rumors and lies……….

but there is only one small rule – no REAL NAMES to be used, if you have any information you can mail it to libalife@gmail.com

Disclaimer: The LIBA Life team is not responsible for the accuracy or the authenticity of information published in this blog